Jehovah’s witnesses are always banging on my door everyday
Joke’s on them, I’m never letting them out of my basement.
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The Bangladesh contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. “Well”, he says, “I figure the job will run about $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team and $100 profit for me)”.
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