Jehovah’s witnesses are always banging on my door everyday
Joke’s on them, I’m never letting them out of my basement.
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Dugly goes out drinking one night and gets blackout drunk. He wakes up the next morning to find that he has lost his credit card. He needs to get it back but he got so drunk he doesn’t remember which bar he ended up at. The only thing he remembers is that the bar had a golden toilet.