Winter Olympics

The Olympics have sucked for a decade now. It’s not all COVID’s fault. Since the tremendously entertaining 2012 London Olympics, the Olympic movement has ground to a halt. The 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi were hard to stomach because of their location in Putin’s Russia. The 2018 Winter Olympics suffered…

It’s something that I learned during the 2022 Winter Olympics — Finnish skier Remi Lindholm was candid as he discussed his “frozen penis.” After the 30kg mass race ended, he needed a warm heat pack to thaw out his favorite (I assume) body part claiming that the pain of thawing was unbearable. According to an article from CNN, Lindholm described his…

After a rough performance in the opening days of the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics, the United States has bounced back to shoot up the medal leaderboard — WHAT A DIFFERENCE a week can make. After sputtering in the first couple of days of the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics, leading to the longest drought without a gold medal in an Olympic Games ever for the United States, plenty of athletes have taken their game to the next level…

I Stan for Remi Lindholm’s Penis The Winter Olympics is finished. Who won the most medal? I think it’s Norway. Good job to all the athletes, but this Olympics will be remembered by the frozen penis, yes. Finnish Skier Suffers ‘Frozen Penis’ During Cross-Country Event at Beijing Olympics “When the…

The 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics were marked by developments outside of sports, and those respective developments overshadowed the actual sports events themselves — THAT WAS UNEXPECTED. That statement can be used to describe many events that went down during the 2022 Beijing Winter Olympics, for better or for worse. Heading into the games, many already expected that these Games would be like no other, in light of the host country’s respective flaws and…

How likely various U.S. ski and snowboard team members are to win if they were judged solely on their names instead of their skills 14. AJ Hurt Oh, no no. I’m sorry. This is just not going to work. I already shriek every time someone falls on the snow. …