Drilling for Oil of Man

I never let a drop go to waste

Nancy Fairchild
Take My Wife — Please!
3 min readNov 29, 2020

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The author, Nancy Fairchild

My lovers are making something for me every hour of every day and they want to put it inside me, and I want to receive it. That’s how I think of the gallons of spunk I’ve had deposited in my body since I lost my virginity. It’s not icky or repulsive, it’s just what happens when a man gets turned on by me. I love it.

When a lover of mine cums in my pussy or in my mouth, I want to keep it in my body. It’s easy if I am giving head to a man. All I have to do is swallow what he pumps inside me. When a lover cums in my pussy, I want to keep it inside me as long as possible. It is only with regret that I finally let it leak from my pussy.

There are a lot of hilarious terms for spunk. In the UK there is a book published annually, Roger’s Profanisaurus. It’s published by Viz Magazine, a particularly vulgar illustrated publication that is read by anyone with a bizarre sense of humor in Britain. In the book there are more than 100 synonyms for spunk, ranging from pole milk, population paste to schlong jelly.

My favorite term to describe spunk is lust juice because that’s what it is. If I am turned on by a man and he is hot for me, lust takes over and his balls start working overtime to fill me again and again with millions of little things that are dying to seed me. The first time a man cums with me is always the nicest and I personally like to take it in my mouth because it is thick and hot and it comes out in big spurts.

A lot of women are repulsed by spunk and the saying that ‘nice girls don’t swallow’ was a common belief during my years in high school in New York. I was well known for my willingness to swallow when I was a young girl and a lot of the other girls thought I was a slut. They didn’t know how right they were.

Being a slut is not something I am ashamed of at all. I’d prefer to be called a hedonist, because that’s a more accurate description of what I am, but I’m glad if other people think calling me a slut somehow degrades me in my own eyes. It doesn’t. It makes me feel kind of sorry for them. If they think enjoying sex is slutty then they’ll never know what real erotic pleasure is like. It always ends with a man erupting inside you. Either you like that or you don’t.

If a woman is repulsed by spunk, then I have to wonder if the entire act of sex is equally revolting to her. If someone sucks a cock then something is going to happen eventually and, if a woman spits out what a man rewards her with, why did she do it in the first place. If you don’t think it’s erotic to have a man’s spunk leak down your thighs as you get up from the bed, then maybe you should consider celibacy.

If you are not into messy sex, then maybe you should avoid it entirely. Men produce sperm. That’s just a fact and, if they want to put it inside you, that means that you turn them on. I have a few lovers that are making sperm right now for me and I can’t wait to milk it from their bodies. I don’t understand women who aren’t into that, but I am a slut and nice girls don’t swallow.

Which sort of woman would you like to fuck? A woman who spits out your spunk and quickly runs to the bathroom to wash out her mouth or someone who can’t wait to swallow every drop of your hot cum?

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Nancy Fairchild
Take My Wife — Please!

A married libertine with a very understanding husband. Originally from New York but now in Europe and beyond. nancy.fairchild@hushmail.com