Swinglympics 2021 — Opening Ceremonies

It is time for the annual Swinglympics!

Sarah and Mark got out of their car. They were parked in a dirt field behind a large log cabin in the middle of the woods. It was a warm evening which was good since Mark had no shirt to go along with his sweat pants and Sarah was wearing only a sports bra and spandex shorts. Tonight was the opening night of an event they had trained for all year. Swinglympics.

Swinglympics was an annual event thrown by a billionaire couple, Brent and Cathy, who were in their late 50’s. At least that was what their appearance hinted at. With their money, who knows what rejuvenation methods they had used. Sarah and Mark both turned 30 last year. One of the requirements to qualify for the games. The hosts explained in the application that they did not believe anyone younger had enough experience to survive the first event.

There were other qualifications as well. You had to be on a swinger website. You had to be approached by either Brent or Cathy. They would not consider you if you approached them. They knew what they were looking for although it was impossible to figure it out. The contestants did not have one particular trait that stood out. It was a mix of hair color, eyes, even body types. Oh, and you had to be a couple. No single men or women were allowed to participate in…