Why you should always order champagne when your boss is buying

  1. Champagne is classy. You’ll immediately seem more mature than you actually are. Your boss will take you seriously and feel good about bringing you to client meetings.
  2. Champagne is the fastest, lowest calorie way to get drunk. If your boss is only buying a round or two, you’ll be feeling good when the rest of the group has to shell out for five more beers.
  3. It’s a conversation starter. Most people don’t order champagne at a bar. You’ll be unique. The client may start talking to you.
  4. People will automatically assume you’re celebrating. And often order a glass with you. Your boss will appreciate your ability to lighten the mood.
  5. It prevents Alzheimer’s. Need I say more.