Why you should always order champagne when your boss is buying
- Champagne is classy. You’ll immediately seem more mature than you actually are. Your boss will take you seriously and feel good about bringing you to client meetings.
- Champagne is the fastest, lowest calorie way to get drunk. If your boss is only buying a round or two, you’ll be feeling good when the rest of the group has to shell out for five more beers.
- It’s a conversation starter. Most people don’t order champagne at a bar. You’ll be unique. The client may start talking to you.
- People will automatically assume you’re celebrating. And often order a glass with you. Your boss will appreciate your ability to lighten the mood.
- It prevents Alzheimer’s. Need I say more.