5 Stories That May Have Happened

Truth & love actually exist

A Handbag Made From Orange Seatbelt Straps, Saying Hi to Australia, photo by John Levin

**1**
I heard that one time God and the Devil decided to have a competition between intelligence and stupidity. They fought to a standstill, so the Sumo wrestlers threw them both out of the ring.

**2**
The Neanderthals decided to return. It wasn’t that hard because, as everyone knows, the Neanderthals are…