AI, Cooking, and You

John Levin
Tales of Improbable Magic
May 24, 2024
Sunflower Tomato, Photo by the Author

My Uncle Morris decided to become an AI. I tried to talk him out of it. “Morrie, you’ll start having hallucinations, and no one will trust anything you say!”

“They already don’t, so what will I have to lose?”

“Your sanity, Morrie.”

But people don’t listen. He quit his day job and now has more money than he knows what to do with. He gives legal advice on TikTok, and if you trust TikTok to be your lawyer, you can look him up.

“Johnny, I’m opening an AI restaurant, too. I’m calling it the Probabilistic Steakhouse.”

I went in there yesterday and ordered a Porterhouse. My mistake was signing the godddamned bill. Now I own a cafe in Monte Carlo and I’m broke.

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© “John” Lesly Levin 2024

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John Levin
Tales of Improbable Magic

Scientist. Writer. Meditator. Blue Tantrika. Mystical Rabbi. Climate & Human Rights Activist. I’m a man of few words, except when I open my mouth.