Four Stories From Heaven

That somehow fell here

Six Jewel Rivers from Various Provinces, by Utagawa Hiroshige, ca. 1857, Public Domain

One time a bird decided he’d own the whole world! All his bird friends were amazed: “Is the sky not enough for you?”

I heard that one time they had a contest in our quadrant of the galaxy to see which species had the craziest ideas. We won, of course. And that’s why no one visits us anymore.