If Eggs Became Enlightened

Don’t talk with your breakfast. It’s dangerous

Duck, Mints, Crumb (Celebrated) — by John Levin

One time a scrambled egg decided to become Enlightened. It’s not really as odd as it might seem. I mean, the Zen Masters say that Enlightenment is your original face. So this egg reasoned, “Here I am. Why wait till I’m a full grown chicken? I’m the original face right now!”

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John Levin

John Levin

Scientist. Writer. Meditator. Blue Tantrika. Mystical Rabbi. Climate & Human Rights Activist. I’m a man of few words, except when I open my mouth.

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