My Brain on Xi Jinping

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Emperor Xianzong of Tang, painting ca. 785-825, Public Domain. Source: Wikipedia

I dreamt I was Ji Xinping last night.

“Come on, John! You’ve spelled it wrong again!” my addled brain alerted me.

“Well, how do you spell it, smartass?”

“D-o-n-a-l-d T-r-u-m-p”

“You’re kidding me.”