My Underground Life as a Potato

When anonymity isn’t enough

Different Varieties of Potatoes, Public Domain, Source — Wikipedia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potato#/media/File:Patates.jpg

OK, I’ve decided to become a potato. I can live underground. No one will be offended by all the outrageous things I can’t help saying. And earthworms can be my friends!

Really, if you have a better idea, just tell me. I’m all eyes.

OK! OK! I had to say that. Everyone knows potatoes don’t have ears! Well, almost…

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John Levin

John Levin

Scientist. Writer. Meditator. Blue Tantrika. Mystical Rabbi. Climate & Human Rights Activist. I’m a man of few words, except when I open my mouth.