My Underground Life as a Potato
When anonymity isn’t enough
OK, I’ve decided to become a potato. I can live underground. No one will be offended by all the outrageous things I can’t help saying. And earthworms can be my friends!
Really, if you have a better idea, just tell me. I’m all eyes.
OK! OK! I had to say that. Everyone knows potatoes don’t have ears! Well, almost…