The Night Gautam Buddha Joined Medium
His true story can now be told
It had to be night.
‘Ol Gautam was really quite tight.
his wife had just taken flight,
sped off in the deepest wind night.
The palace guards
had all lost their sight,
What a job!
She hid from the Uber Head Guard,
a guy named Sid,
as smart as a fart,
as slow as a glow.
His wife was named Shmoe,
who yelled at…