The Star’s Vacation
Everyone needs a break
One time a star decided to go on holiday. The only problem was all the planets and comets and asteroids — and even the solar wind! — wouldn’t cough up a dime for a plane ticket to Tahiti! Cheap Skates.
So that’s why I say, “If the shine fits, then cook it!”
You, of course, realize that my little quote means absolutely nothing. That was the…