Turtles, Absolute Reality, & You

Sage advice from a Cretaceous survivor

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I heard that one time a turtle decided to become religious. He started praying to the Turtle God, who, he was told, lived in Outer Space, along with his supernatural Turtle Dad, but whose Mom had never been invited.

“How will I know if the Turtle Dad can hear me?” he asked the expert on these matters, a guy named…