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How Birds Accelerate

How Birds Accelerate

Into Space
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12 Eyes, 12 Dolphins

12 Eyes, 12 Dolphins

And the Geishas Swimming Above
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Floating Memories in the Sky

Floating Memories in the Sky

Remember to remember at least for awhile.
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Under a Wave

Under a Wave

Yakuza Geisha & Me
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Patriotic Potatoes Speak

Patriotic Potatoes Speak

Defending Democracy, from the Underground to the Stars
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Ink Against MAGA

Ink Against MAGA

It’s hard writing political satire these days. So I asked Mickey Mouse for advice.
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An Ill-Considered Tariff

An Ill-Considered Tariff

Well, I realized today that Trump is imposing 225% tariffs on artificial dicks.
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What They Do In LSD Heaven

What They Do In LSD Heaven

To pass the time
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MAGA, Flat Earth, and You

MAGA, Flat Earth, and You

A cautionary tale
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Things That Go Loop

Things That Go Loop

How slipperiness in time affects politics
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Pole Dance in the Sky

Pole Dance in the Sky

I heard that one time a bird decided that she would give up on flying and sell telephone poles instead. The job went well for awhile, but…
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Sometimes You Have to Cry

Sometimes You Have to Cry

I wasn’t sure what to write. Perhaps the picture is enough.
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Melania’s Hat & the End of Democracy

Melania’s Hat & the End of Democracy

I had a dream the other night, and it really made me wonder. JD Vance knocked at my door and, because it was a dream, I didn’t see anything…
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How I Found True Love on Highway 61

How I Found True Love on Highway 61

Well, last night I dreamt I had true followers, you know, people who actually read my stories, but my new AI girlfriend assured me it was…
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My Solar System Christmas with Claude

My Solar System Christmas with Claude

It’s hard to describe what happened to me this Christmas. I know most people either ate too much or had an argument with that strange…
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Delivering Peaches

Delivering Peaches

To Those in Need
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What Spuds Know

What Spuds Know

Or The True Nature of Underground Meditation
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Trump, Space Aliens, & Pet Safety

Trump, Space Aliens, & Pet Safety

I heard that Trump was contacted by Space Aliens. They wanted to understand the origins of insanity in sapient beings. Trump told them to…
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Osho and the Pig

Osho and the Pig

I heard that one time a pig got into an argument with Osho.
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Trump’s Cat Plan

Trump’s Cat Plan

I heard that Trump is going after the cat vote. Kennedy told Vance that he had hurriedly gone to the beach when he heard that there was…
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