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Hermie the Lust Bug

Nobody makes me cum harder than my sentient car

Cars symbolize masculinity. Big powerful engines that make a lot of noise, move fast and pump toxic clouds into the air. Those with the biggest engines are called “muscle cars,” but all that power and speed comes at a price. For one thing, they burn through gas so quickly that they often leave you unsatisfied.