Surprise, Delight, and No Surprise, Really.
I like Wired. But Condé Nast makes it hard.
***Note: Beyoncé has a nice body and every right to show it off. My objection is to the insinuation that every Wired reader would also read GQ — which is merely symbolized with Beyoncé’s rock-hard abs, the objection isn’t TO said abs. Thank you for your understanding, and to Brownie for pointing out that I sounded like I was body-shaming.