Elon Musk

Meet The New Twitter Boss, B*tch

It was fun while it lasted

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Meet the new Twitter Boss — She’s a woman.

Elon Musk announced that Linda Yaccarino will be the next Twitter CEO replacing him, I thought the current CEO was Floki his dog.

And as with every decision Elon makes, it’s controversial.

Many of his fans aren’t happy, most of whom are men who believe that Twitter is their playground, just like it’s Musk’s playground.

But they are not the ones who bought the social media platform for $44 billion, and yet many of them felt entitled to join Musk in his online frat house.

There’s one thing that many of them forgot — Elon Musk is a businessman.

Did anyone really believe that Musk would throw away those billions to get likes and retweets?

The fun ends, when the bank goes red.

Ok, I made that up b*ches.

Linda Yaccarino is about to show the world of Crypto bros and AI bros, who’s the Boss — B*tch.