Inspired by those amazing xkcd comics. My apologies for the obnoxious handwriting and drawing, (dis)tasteful exaggeration, and the horrible puns and jokes from beforehand.
I recently had to catch a cab ride home after a long and exhausting trip on the bus from Maryland. It was Mother’s Day, and I had spent an amazing time with the family, but as always, I was eager to get back to civilization. I was excited…