Fall 2021 Contest Winner — First Prize

One by the little bitty baby

Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

I don’t throw up. I can, in all seriousness and without exaggeration, count on one hand the number of times I’ve vomited in my entire life. My kids often ask: if you had a superpower, what would it be? There are some good ones out there. Invisibility. Telekinesis. Becoming an armor-plated Russian. No one picks “not puking.” But they should. It’s a…