Gnomes Did It

It’s not forgetfulness. Nope.

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Hi. My name is Tom. I am 47. I live in the Midwest.

…and I am plagued by gnomes.

I am a stay-at-home dad/writer, so my schedule is pretty open. I can afford to be casual about a lot of things, including looking for things that I’ve lost. I will search in places where I believe them to be, but I prefer to not search exhaustively for lost…