Just What We Needed: Raccoons Are Robbing Banks Now

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The two raccoons are hustling through a doorway conspiratorially, a reflection of a man taking the photo can be seen in glass
The two raccoons are hustling through a doorway conspiratorially, a reflection of a man taking the photo can be seen in glass
A closer shot of one raccoon seen through the office’s plexiglass walls, staring towards the camera with a paw on a mousepad
A closer shot of one raccoon seen through the office’s plexiglass walls, staring towards the camera with a paw on a mousepad
A long shot of an office hallway with a raccoon slinking towards another open room on the far end of the room
A long shot of an office hallway with a raccoon slinking towards another open room on the far end of the room
A zoomed-in photo of one of the raccoons sitting on an office desk near a typical office phone, looking towards the ground
A zoomed-in photo of one of the raccoons sitting on an office desk near a typical office phone, looking towards the ground

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