Band Name Alert

Nobody’s claimed these yet, go for it.

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• Adjacent Meat
• Your Mom
• The Wrong Little Towels
• Fractal Spoon
• Middle Body Panic
• Heliattack
• Giant Dramatic Baby
• Phallic Baldwin
• Auntie Continuity
• Negative Again
• Gruesome Squirrel
• The Lost Testicles
• Bingo Lady Knees
• Naysayer and the Judgy Trolls
• The Silk Socks
• Extreme Positions
• Random Elements
• Gut Lust
• Tight Pants Josh

Personally, I like Your Mom best. Think of the possibilities:

“I’m going to see Your Mom tonight.”
“Your Mom was great last night.”
“I can’t afford to see Your Mom.”

Feel free to join in and add your own alerts. The list is too short. If anything occurs to me, I’ll add it. So far, the new year seems a little boring. (Except for current events, of course — the ugly, embarrassing, idiot end to all we hold dear looms — not exactly boring but WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! Band names it is. I’m calling my rep in the morning.)

Seriously, join in. Or, not seriously, but definitely. You know what I mean.

Editor’s note: Alright, here are a few more:

• Fimmy Jallon
• Stubbed Toe
• Margie In HR
• NBA On NBC
• Candle-Scented Candle
• Dr. Wario
• Loose Pants Josh

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