A 50-Word Thinkpiece on Melania Trump’s Hurricane Stilettos

I’m mostly wondering where Melania bought her bomber jacket and did she buy it for the occasion.

People say the Trumps are out of touch, but how many of us have boarded a flight only to find ourselves ill-equipped to handle inclement weather?

For all we know, she‘s selling the Louboutins and donating the money to hurricane victims.

She packed all her designer footwear!

Anything is possible.

Let’s hope these Louis Vuittons contain wads of cash.

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Debbie Saslaw is an award-winning writer, producer, and Internet person. She’s a red-blooded American woman who cares about fashion.

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