THE 500-WORD RANT
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THE 500-WORD RANT

A HOLIDAY RANT

Everything I Ever Needed to Know About the Humanity I Learned From Playing an Online Video Game

TL;DR: the outlook is bleak

End of the planet illustration by Author using public domain photos and photos by Sammy Williams and Rowan Freeman on Unsplash

If you want excitement, anonymity, and the chance to blow ridiculous amounts of money in a fantasy environment, you no longer need to…

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A collection of bite-sized essays on any subjects. No one is safe, including me.

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Lon Shapiro

Lon Shapiro

Creative director, writer & designer at https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro tennis player and peak performance coach. Teach the world one joke at a time

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