THE 500-WORD RANT
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THE 500-WORD RANT

500-WORD RANT #33

Mayo Culpa! Mayo Culpa!

Don’t blame the French for your gastronomic monstrosity

If you haven’t figured it out yet, mayo — not Mayonnaise — is symbolic of everything wrong with America.

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High quality rants that come from following the scientific method: angry reaction; desire to rant; research to avoid coming off as a complete idiot; discovering information that changes my views, and; ranting anyway, but rationally. I rant, therefore I am.

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Lon Shapiro

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