500-WORD RANT #33

Mayo Culpa! Mayo Culpa!

Don’t blame the French for your gastronomic monstrosity

Lon Shapiro
THE 500-WORD RANT
Published in
3 min readJan 12
Miracle Whip © Denzil Green / Photo courtesy of Gratisography

If you haven’t figured it out yet, mayo — not Mayonnaise — is symbolic of everything wrong with America.

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Lon Shapiro
THE 500-WORD RANT

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