THE 500-WORD RANT
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THE 500-WORD RANT

AN EXCEEDINGLY RARE REVERSE RANT

With Fabulous Fans Like This, Who Needs the Lottery, Baby?

A heartfelt notification to friends and family everywhere

This is one of those unusual rants where I have to ask, “what the hell is wrong… with me?”

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High quality rants that come from following the scientific method: angry reaction; desire to rant; research to avoid coming off as a complete idiot; discovering information that changes my views, and; ranting anyway, but rationally. I rant, therefore I am.

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Lon Shapiro

High quality creative & design https://guttmanshapiro.com. Former pro athlete & high quality performance coach. Teach the world one high quality joke at a time