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THE 500-WORD RANT

High quality rants that come from following the scientific method: angry reaction; desire to rant; research to avoid coming off as a complete idiot; discovering information that changes my views, and; ranting anyway, but rationally. I rant, therefore I am.

Featured Rants

Mayo Culpa! Mayo Culpa!

Mayo Culpa! Mayo Culpa!

Don’t blame the French for your gastronomic monstrosity

Jan 11

Adidas unYokes Ye? Yea! And It Was Yeezy-Peasy

Adidas unYokes Ye? Yea! And It Was Yeezy-Peasy

Adidas cuts ties with Kanye West over antisemitic remarks

Oct 25, 2022

Where Is The Best Place To Publish Your Humor?

Where Is The Best Place To Publish Your Humor?

A scientific report based on anecdotal evidence and hearsay

Sep 25, 2022

Parents, Beware Of The Lessons Of the 2022 Elections

Parents, Beware Of The Lessons Of the 2022 Elections

Your little criminals have better than a one in three chance to hold public office

Nov 9, 2022

Humor

Are You A Top Writer In Humor? That’s Mildly Amusing

Are You A Top Writer In Humor? That’s Mildly Amusing

Wait, did I misplace that punctuation mark?

Mar 20, 2022

The Lord of the Rants

One Rant to Rule Them All

One Rant to Rule Them All

A trilogy for my readers and snake oil salesmen through history.

Oct 27, 2019

A History Of The Dark Arts: Charlatans, Con Artists And Snake Oil Salesmen

A History Of The Dark Arts: Charlatans, Con Artists And Snake Oil S...

5 reasons why people get scammed and how you can protect yourself

Nov 10, 2019

Getting Scammed Is As American As Apple Pie

Getting Scammed Is As American As Apple Pie

3 ways to spot a Snake Oil salesman

Oct 29, 2019

Writin’ in a Shysta’s* Paradise

Writin’ in a Shysta’s* Paradise

A parody of Livin’ in a Gangsta’s Paradise by Coolio

Oct 27, 2019

Cast off the Shackles of Your Feed: Get Your First Taste of Reading Freedom.

Cast off the Shackles of Your Feed: Get Your First Taste of Reading...

Now fans get to choose what they want to read — take this poll!

Oct 25, 2019

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