More praise for The Tao of Blogging

Who knew the motivational power of goodies?

I think I know what I need to do for a new career. I’m going to start giving motivational talks. I’ll be the next Tony Robbins, with books like “Goodies, Master the Game,” “Awaken the Donut Within,” and “Fiber, Unleash the Power Within.”

But seriously, folks we need to fill up the remaining space and finish the book, as in, that’s it, th-th-th-that’s all, folks, the refrigerator door is closed, the lights are out, the eggs are cool in’, the butter’s getting hard and the jello is jiggling, which reminds me, the fat lady has sung, that cake has baked, so you can put a fork in it because that ship has sailed, the train left the station, the horse is out of the barn, and the cave has been closed off with a giant boulder.

THE END.

Maybe we should have just written a book of fake praise by fake celebrity authors about a book that never existed.

[UPDATE: Thanks for your help David. The page is filled and I’m going to sleep. For those of you who don’t know the expression, the refrigerator and all the stuff cooling inside it was the invention of the greatest basketball announcer in the history of the NBA, Chick Hearn, the voice of the Lakers.]