Praise for The Tao of Blogging

Unsolicited* reviews to go on the book’s back cover

Here’s a wonderful fake review from one of our most prestigious celebrity authors.

“I read this book and despite its warm and fuzzy overtones, I think these ideas make the challenges and rewards of writing very clear. The only thing missing are some quotes about the willingness of a writer to kill their darlings. How can you call yourself a writer if you haven’t killed at least some or most of your protagonists at least once in your career?”

Angrily yours, GRRRRRR Martin.

As a thank you, I’ve sent the author a full color digital poster of their book quote that can be printed up to 18 x 30. So send us your fake review for a book you may have never read and get your chance for some goodies!

And I just got this one from an even more famous fake writer…

A terrifying page burner that will leave your head spinning and…Wait, wrong book?
— Steve N. King

And I am totally thrilled to report that a spiritualist with a ouija board spelled out this one from an even more famous fake writer now residing on the spiritual world!

“I plead you, good reader…consume not more than a daily share of this collective wisdom. It will take hold of you like a tapping, tapping at your chamber door…until you are found mad and ill in the street.”

—Eddie Poe

As a thank you, I’ve sent the author a nice gift basket of hand wipes (there is a ton of Psychomagnotheric Slime to deal with in the spiritual world)

*You all should know me better by now.

Post your review in the comments below!

[UPDATE: Based on the speed and quality of the reviews that flooded in, perhaps the next collaborative book should be composed entirely of fake praise by fake celebrity authors about a book that never existed. Great job, everyone!]