Obama Relieved Trump Never Found Wiretap in Hairpiece
Recently, President Trump has accused Former President Obama of wiretapping Trump Tower during the election. Trump stands by these accusations, despite having no evidence. Trump Tower has been searched thoroughly, no proof has been found. Sources say that is because the wiretap is actually hidden in Donald Trump’s hairpiece.
“It’s the perfect hiding spot,” giggled President Obama. “He’ll never admit that the hair is fake, so even if he finds the bug, he won’t say anything to anyone!”
When asked about the antenna protruding from his toupee, Trump went on a long and convoluted rant about his hair, describing it as “beautiful, real- the most real hair you’ve ever seen in your life, really, it’s real, believe me.”
FBI Director, James Comey attempted to do a sweep of President Trump’s hairpiece to find the bug, stating “If there is any kind of surveillance device in the President’s hairpiece, we will find it.”
Yesterday Comey was fired.
