Clear Water
Greatest Taste Ever

My mom told me this at some point, don’t remember when but I remember finding it very funny at the time, and I still do.
This is the story/joke:
Father of five wakes up very early, say four o’clock, and very hungover. He’s not a bad drunk, and he’s a good father. Just had too much to drink the night before, a Friday night, celebrating another hard-working…