Mom Buys Toilet Paper Like the Apocalypse is Coming Next Weekend and I Love Her for It

Francis Litzinger
Nov 1 · 3 min read

Moms are brilliant.

It doesn’t matter how old you get.

If you’ve got a good mom and you stay in touch with her, you’ve got someone on your team for life.

Mine loves to save money.

All the time.

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Francis Litzinger

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