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Movies We’d Like to See

Reading This Might Be a Waste of Time, But So Are Half of the Movies You’ve Watched in the Last Month

If you think this header graphic is lame-o, you should see my Medium stats. I’m not going to spend the time clipping a “clean” selection path for 5 views. I mean, come on man, I’ve got phone games to play.

I’m always disappointed by movies. When I start complaining, I realize that I’m upset because the movie producers didn’t make the movie that I wanted them to make. Why won’t the world reach into my brain and spend millions of dollars realizing my twisted…

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Gutbloom

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