The Clerk

Gutbloom
Gutbloom
Jul 10, 2017 · 7 min read

I have to admit that we haven’t gotten much done since securing underwriting by the Russians for the season. I discovered that you can use bitrubles to buy extra lives on the missile command machine in the arcade, so I’ve been going there before lunch to “think about my personal essay” and play games.

So far, the only thing I’ve decided on for my personal essay is the title. I’m going to call it: “Me, me, me.”

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