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The Authentic Eclectic

Mar 24

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The Authentic Eclectic

Failing to Implement Self Control Can Also Be Hilarious, Despite What My Therapist Says

A cup of coffee and a glass of orange juice, on top of a checkered cloth, with a spoon and a newspaper also present. Sylvia. — laetitiabitbol on Pixabay no copyright

“Want some orange juice?”

“Sure.” said my eight year old daughter as she slid into the breakfast nook.

I grabbed the juice carton, it lifted far too quickly and easily. Some m’f’r has put the juice back in the fridge empty. I…

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Sylvia

Observer. At your service on your Journey to the East. I exist somewhere between rural Scotland and the 49th dimension. Don’t forget to breathe.

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