79 Recording Artists Named After Things That Can Kill You

by Joe Berkowitz

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1. Mastodon
 2. T-Rex
 3. Dinosaur Jr 
 4. Fine Young Cannibals
 5. Anthrax
 6. Madness
 7. Suicidal Tendencies
 8. Fishbone
 9. 30 Seconds to Mars
 10. Jets to Brazil
 11. British Sea Power
 12. Salt-N-Pepa
 13. Led Zeppelin
 14. Explosions in the Sky
 15. The Avalanches
 16. Rolling Stones
 17. Rogue Wave
 18. 50 Foot Wave
 19. Volcano Suns
 20. The Fall
 21. Pavement
 22. Pipe
 23. Fastball
 24. Poison
 25. Sugar
 26. Heart
 27. The Moldy Peaches
 28. The Police
 29. Joy Division
 30. The Cars
 31. Train
 32. The B-52s
 33. Violent Femmes
 34. Motley Crue
 35. Nine Inch Nails
 36. Jagged Edge
 37. The Knife
 38. Iron Maiden
 39. Iron & Wine
 40. Love and Rockets
 41. Guns ’n’ Roses
 42. Earth, Wind & Fire
 43. Arcade Fire
 44. Comets on Fire
 45. Amusement Parks on Fire
 46. Hot Hot Heat
 47. Lightning Dust
 48. Lightning Bolt
 49. The Tallest Man on Earth
 50. NASA
 51. Clinic
 52. The Faint
 53. Wolf Parade
 54. Band of Horses
 55. Grizzly Bear
 56. Gorillaz
 57. Super Furry Animals
 58. Def Leppard
 59. Le Tigre
 60. Los Lobos
 61. Quicksand
 62. The Germs
 63. Biohazard
 64. Semi Precious Weapons
 65. War
 66. New Order
 67. The Rapture
 68. Widespread Panic
 69. The Zombies
 70. 10,000 Maniacs
 71. Blind Faith
 72. Telekinesis
 73. Justice
 74. Destroyer
 75. Slayer
 76. Ghostface Killah
 77. Killer Mike
 78. The Killers
 79. Das Racist

Joe Berkowitz is pretty sure there’s something obvious that he missed but can’t think of just what it is.