A Selection Of Anglospherical Tabloid Euphemisms, Ranked

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Rosa Lyster
Jul 28, 2017 · 1 min read
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13. Gross terminological inexactitude

12. Ugandan discussions

11. His door was always open.

10. Colorful racing personality

9. Tireless raconteur

8. Bon viveur

7. Outgoing

6. In high spirits

5. Extremely gregarious

4. Convivial

3. Tired and Emotional

2. Uncompromisingly direct ladies’ man

1. Burnish his own reputation

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