Acceptable Things To Talk About In A Locker Room

A listicle without commentary

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  • practice
  • leg day
  • gains
  • coach
  • how we did out there
  • home remedies for the thing on your foot
  • this weather we’ve been having
  • wait who said they’d tried the BK chicken fries
  • Felicity-era Keri Russell
  • Jessica Alba in Dark Angel
  • secrets from your childhood
  • what does this smell like
  • razor burn
  • the self care industry is a scam
  • could everyone please RSVP to your roommate’s Facebook event by Wednesday, just… as a favor to you
  • new emojis: too big?
  • come on who farted
  • what your friends got up to last weekend
  • was Jenna there?
  • did she look happy?
  • wow man that thing really smells
  • high protein hot sauce alternatives
  • Muscle Milk?
  • Pathfinder or CR-V
  • your upcoming weekend getaway
  • like two hours with no traffic
  • not bad at all
  • are rolling suitcases femme?
  • how much you enjoy consensual sexual touching with the partner of your choosing