Why Minnesota Mothers Are Doing Pretty Good

by Edie Larson

Jason Janawsky, Co-Owner, Bronx Ale House

by Andrew Piccone

The Enigmatic Performative Internet Art Of Lil B

by Julian Hattem

Brief Interviews With Hideous Football Players

“Everybody In!” and Other Poems by Lynn Melnick

by Mark Bibbins, Editor

Blackout

What’s left open but booze and pin-up,
 a generator humming that called your car to park.

White Guys Really Hot For Asian Chicks

Jay-Z And Will Smith To Remake “Oliver!” After Remaking “Annie,” Probably

The Case Of The Piano On The Beach: Credit Where Credit Is Due

David Bowie’s “Berlin Trilogy” In Ascending Order Of Plausible Thematic Interpretations

by Paul Adam

“We Don’t Expect Any Help From America, Just To Leave Us Alone.”

“We don’t expect anything from Obama, whom we regard as a great hypocrite. But we hope and expect the American people — trade unions, professors’ associations, student unions, activist groups, to come out in support of…

Surprise: It Snowed

Good morning, New York, and welcome to your new reality. Actually it’s quite nice out there right now, except for the whole…

Upright-Walking Gorilla Hints At Our Terrible Future

Oh sure, this gorilla’s minder acts blasé and dismissive over his charge’s method of perambulation, but don’t be fooled: The gorillas are evolving. Soon they will all be walking upright, and we will be forced to toil in their banana mines…

Cairo Prepares for Biggest Demonstrations Yet