Gabriel Snyder, now head of Atlantic Wire, who was fired to make room for current Gawker editor Remy Stern, incited the wrath of his successor last night — by wondering about the traffic results of Gawker’s takedown of Congressman Chris…

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In the latest installment of what is somehow the Internet’s only cooking and book chat show, Emily Gould chats with author Emma Rathbone about her new book, The Patterns of Paper Monsters as they bake cookies reminiscent of…

This has become one of my favorite party games: “So it’s that time of night again when you find yourself sleepless on the couch, watching the same movies you always end up seeing at that hour. (Let’s face it, it’s never Bergman on late-night TBS, is it?) Perhaps you find yourself…

Bananas, sauerkraut, hand wipes and mouth wash: these are all things that could cause you to test positive for alcohol, even if you haven’t had a drink. Although why you wouldn’t have had a drink is beyond me.

• Over the course of the demonstrations, the Egyptian military detained “hundreds and possibly thousands” of “government opponents”: some of them were tortured, receiving “extensive beatings and other abuses.”

“That to me is what the fascinating thing about it is. All these individual factors that have to do with ecology, population, animals, different people traveling from all over the world. There’s that perfect storm that has to happen, and then you might have something…

Sadly, it appears that Fort Wayne, IN, will not be naming its new city council building after former mayor Harry Baals, even though the entire Internet thinks that would be hysterical.

Everyone who misses the flash of genius that was “Party Down” will enjoy this oral history of the late, lamented show. While we have you here, we may as well redirect you to our tribute to Lizzy Caplan from nearly a year ago, which still expresses our feelings pretty exactly.

“A MAN who stabbed his friend to death in a row over a mis-spelt text message has been convicted of manslaughter.” Yes, what a world, etc., but it’s even stranger when you consider this: “Brook told the police he sent Mr Witkowski a text containing the…

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This is happening now. The Egyptian president says he will leave eventually, but not just at this moment.

I’ll believe Mubarak is stepping down when I see it with my own eyes (uh, through Al Jazeera). Also? Oh great, stepping down to the evil, Cheney-esque Vice President! (Or, you know, the military. Neat.) But signs do look good: “Hassan…

“In a grim sign of the economic recovery, the divorce rate, which dipped during the recession, appears to be on the rebound.”