169 Song Titles with Parentheticals (In Order of Parenthetical Charm)

May 21: The Rapture Meets My 40th Birthday

by Maud Newton

‘Repo Games’: Turning Poverty Into A Game Show

‘Vogue’ Renounces Federer for — Hoo Boy, Near-Naked Djokovic

Gentrification Restaurants: First Comes Mexican, Then Comes Thai

“According to urban planner Richard Layman, a long-time chronicler of new restaurants’ relation to shifting neighborhood demographics, Thai eateries are generally among the ‘second wave’ of retailers to set up shop in…

Dear Juliette

Sorry for making that obnoxious joke about the music you were listening to on your iPod.

Finally, an iPhone Game for Fixie-Riding Hipsters

Your Strange Internet Infatuations

“Have you ever become infatuated with someone you knew only from the Internet, someone you didn’t really know outside of the Internet at all? Did you spend too much time looking at their Facebook photos or reading their personal blog? Did you feel a strange attraction…

Oil Price Rap

See You Tonight in LA, at Book Soup and the Parlour Room!

Overstuffed Britons Now Sleeping In Tarps

‘We only have to observe our customers to see how the general population is growing taller. Having an adequately sized sleeping bag is essential to staying cosy when camping out and getting a good night’s sleep. This addition to our range will help our…

Will The Gays Get Jerusalem All To Themselves?