All Stories published by The Awl on June 14, 2011

Englishman Impervious To Glassing

Actor Sean Bean, out having a drink with “a topless model” (who was, presumably, clothed at the time) this weekend in London, was punched and stabbed with what is believed to be broken glass by an unknown assailant who made “lewd” comments about the model. In the course…


Mommyrexia Is The Newest -rexia

“Call them the mommyrexics — a breed of new moms who are pressuring themselves to bounce back to fighting weight days after they’ve left the hospital. Squeezing into maternity Spanx after having a baby isn’t good enough. These moms want to starve and jog themselves skinny if it kills them.”


British Ladies Will Be British Ladies

Oh, Knifecrime Island, you never disappoint: “Hospital staff have been inundated with bruised and boozy women from Take That concerts. Tens of thousands of ladies in their 30s and 40s attended the pop band’s series of shows at the City of Manchester stadium…

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