All Stories published by The Awl on July 21, 2011

Mammoth Silverback Gorilla Bling Identified

Back in January, we posed a question : “Dear Insane Silverback Gorilla Bling, What is your sad story? Why were you sitting in the window of an otherwise unremarkable jewelry shop in New York’s Diamond District, just after Christmas, amidst other…


Last Live Nude Girl Tells All

Awl pal Sheila McClear, whose memoir The Last of the Live Nude Girls is available now, tells the story of how she came to work in a Times Square peep show.


When Lions Eat You

You are more likely to get eaten by a lion after a full moon. The official theory is that there is less light, which makes it easier for the lions to hunt you down, but my personal feeling is that it’s because THE MOON SUCKS.

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