The Complete Glossary of Hipster Hallmarks

by Matthew J.X. Malady

Corn!

The nights are getting warmer and it won’t be long until summer comes! No offense, but this current season of spring has pretty much been crappy…

Fact That People Actually Concentrate On Performance At Concert Remarked Upon

What We Say To Ourselves When We’re Out Walking

Buying Music On Your Computer Is Old

“CUPERTINO, California — April 28, 2003 — Apple® today launched the iTunes® Music Store, a revolutionary online music store that lets customers quickly find, purchase and download the music they want for just 99 cents per song, without subscription fees. The iTunes…

Richard Ford, Jerry Stiller, John Corigliano

New York City, April 26, 2013

★★★★ A few blots of cloud were on the blue morning sky, with light haze beneath. Leaves and blossoms and a…

Mistakes Made

“It took the case and decided it at a time when it was still a big election issue. Maybe the court should have said, ‘We’re not going to take it, goodbye.’”
 — Remember when five justices on the Supreme Court appointed George W. Bush president and then he went on to break America? Sandra Day O’Connor…