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Woe, Woe, Your TumblrCities Lies In Dust

Mark Ghuneim and David Peris dug up this delicious chestnut from January, 1999…

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And How Is America’s Human Rights Violation Nightmare Doing Today?

While you’re planning your outfits for this weekend, let’s check in with what’s going on at Guantanamo! There’ll be a live-chat at 2 p.m. today, but, spoiler! “The current hunger strike at Guantanamo has entered its…

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You Know What Era Can’t End A Moment Too Soon? The Bloomberg Era

.@mikebloomberg says, because it can’t be automated, becoming a plumber is a better deal economically than going to Harvard.
— Kate Taylor (@katetaylornyt) May 17, 2013
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