by Jenni Miller
by Abe Sauer
Would you like to see John Malkovich perform Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” on Russian television? You would? You sicken me. Here. God, I can’t even look at you. Disgusting.
NO RT @irincarmon: Noooooo RT @annielowrey: I can’t even. washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-fix/…”
— Aminatou Sow (@aminatou) May 27, 2013
If you were vacationing super-hard this weekend, you may not have heard a thousand…
★★★★★ Superlative for any day, let alone a holiday. Shockingly close to perfection. Above the near-empty…
Sadly for the New York Post — a paper whose hatred of bikes and those who use them is so beyond all sense of reason or proportion that one is forced to believe it is actually genuine rather than something affected to sell papers or directed by the…
“It is known as the happiness chemical, but could serotonin also influence sexual preference? It certainly seems to in mice.”
“A letter to the editor on May 5, about ‘Red Doc>,’ a book of poetry by Anne Carson with some lines that refer to the velocity of a falling cow, misapplied the notion of a constant acceleration due to gravity near the Earth’s surface. The rate, 9.8 meters/second2…
“The chair is out to kill us,” and even exercise is no help, says Science.
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“Adios,” says Sully the sheep, fed up with just being another face in a crowd. There’s nothing cool about being one of the herd, or drinking the typical light beer. Corona Light invites you to ‘ditch the herd’ and trade up to a refreshing, premium change. Non-conformism never tasted so good.
“Oh, you get a little shaky if you don’t have a drink? You know what I can’t go three days without doing? Eating scorpions. Still want to brag about how badly you need that drink? Yeah, that’s what I thought.”
“Plans to ban the pint glass from pubs throughout the Highlands of Scotland have sparked outrage.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmT7GKPsxto
It has been pretty amazing to watch the evolution of Julia Holter’s work over the last, what has it been, only two years? I cannot believe she will ever reach a point where she is “mainstream,” but I can certainly see her…
“Scientists say they have stirred plants from a 400-year-long sleep in the Canadian high Arctic.”
It says here that Lori Carson’s Where It Goes was one of the 10 best albums of the ’90s, a decade that had a pretty good amount of best albums in it. Anyway, her debut novel The Original 1982 is out today. I don’t know much about it, but there’s a whole long-ass interview with her…
Here you will find a kettle that resembles Adolf Hitler.
