by Johannah King-Slutzky
by Matthew J.X. Malady
People are always saying things on the Internet all the time. But they are such teases. We like details. So we have to ask.
Only in NY: Broke down & asked to bum my yearly cig from some suits outside a…
Something about Melissa Leo rubs me the wrong way, and unlike those times you pretend you don’t…
by Alan Hanson
What’s plaguing Britain now? Yes, yes, knives. It is an island awash in blades where even a quick run to the…
After our pal C. D. Hermelin confessed his love of typing outside in these pages, we were…
As the great Butch Hancock noted of his birthplace, “Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me two things: One is that God loves you and you’re going to burn in Hell. The other is that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on Earth and you should save it for someone you…
“When Mike D of the Beastie Boys wanted wallpaper for his Brooklyn home, a lightbulb went off for the rockstar — why not create toile inspired by his favorite borough, Brooklyn…
Did you miss the news about the metal that heals itself? Don’t worry, it’ll catch up with you eventually. (Hahahaha, get it? The joke is that at first you think I mean “the news about the metal that heals itself” will catch up with you eventually, but when you think more about it you realize…
“The survey responses showed that women rated kissing as generally more important in relationships than men. Furthermore, men and women who rated themselves as being attractive, or who tended to have more short-term relationships and casual encounters, also rated kissing as being more important.”
★ Intermittent rain threatened to consolidate, but never did. The wind was cold, the ambient chill…
In what feels suspiciously like a post engineered to elicit this very link, the folks at Flavorwire have put together a list of the 15 best fictional bears. Okay, fine, here’s your link. HAPPY NOW?
HERE is what the average American man looks like. Sorry, ladies.
If you’re free on November 3rd and the idea of running until you puke or crap your pants sounds good, there are still a few thousand spots available for the New York City Marathon. Sign up now and they’ll throw in bleeding nipples for no extra charge.
You suck, you’re ugly and no one likes you, not least because of your repellent personality. You’re welcome.
“There are many quasi-religious practices in our increasingly secular era: consumerism, drunkenly cheering the local sports franchise, playing Quidditch at Ivy League universities, the ‘Cult of Mac,’ etc. Unlike these ritualized amusements, environmentalism is actually spiritual…
