by Brendan O’Connor
by Mark Bibbins, Editor
Portrait of the Wife of Bath, Her Passing Breezes, the Stolen Pear, Tallied for Change, Tailed to the Last, Her Little Spanish Cock
after Elizabeth Willis
“I just can’t believe this is my 15 minutes of fame — I was hoping it would come in another form. But I guess you have to take what you can get.”
I guess I lived long enough for this one, huh? [Via]
“A meerkat-keeper has been ordered to pay £800 in compensation after glassing a love-rival monkey handler in a row over a llama-keeper at a Christmas party.”
★★★★ A pink glow marked the beginning. A worker swept dead leaves away from the bike-share rack…